December 2011
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"I'm deleting my facebook." You f___king idiot....
After managing a clever escape from family (hugs and excuses) this Christmas, I stopped by and had a snack and a drink at a friend’s house and, among other general topics, slander, gossip, and juicy love-life tidbits, I got on my soap-box about social media, Apples versus Androids, and Facebook.
I pointed out that it is my initial knee-jerk reaction to vehemently discredit the...
WatchI do quite enjoy this. I cannot lie. I’m also kind of in love with Allen McLeod right now…
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes from Ryan Gosling
Cow Politics
Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need.
Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took...
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It's all hatred from here...
AndersonMatlock Tweeted:
FLAGGED as Hateful or Abusive Content, Promotes Hatred or Violence, based on Sexual Orientation youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNn… #NoH8 @GovernorPerry
I just want to point out how angry it makes me to witness someone blatantly saying the things he says.
The argument comparing open gays in the military vs the subjugation of religion in American schools is completely...
November 2011
20 posts
Watchaveragejoeguys:
Wow you should all reblog this.
I’m crying now.
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Anonymous asked: the man of ur dreamz walks into your favorite bar with his wife on his arm. what do u do?
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Karma, the silent Killer!
gra·tu·i·ty (gra-too-it-ee) n. pl. gra·tu·i·ties A gift or reward, usually of money, for services rendered; tip(s).
In Utah, and many other states, servers DO NOT get paid hourly minimum wage; we get paid $2.13 per hour. Without tips, minimum wage is $7.25 per hour (Federal Minimum Wage). This works out just fine because we make enough in tips that we make more than minimum wage most of the...
October 2011
5 posts
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Where does a hangover come from?
Answer: someplace hateful
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The 4 Faced Liar
Here’s the sich… I’m not the guy everyone thinks I am.
At work, for example, I’m lively, hyperactive, sassy, and completely pervy. I crack off-color jokes. I shamelessly flirt with men. I slap asses, I rub shoulders, I act, very-much, the part given to me by my stereo-type. Part of me enjoys the attention and affection it’s earned me. The girls all want to be my...
April 2011
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Friends Dating Friends of Friends
You would want to ask yourself is it possible? Is it ethical? Is it safe? Is it smart?!
There is no real answer to those questions without having a counter-argument for the opposite outcome. I’ve had friends date my friends and flourish; I’ve seen friends date friends of friends and watched them crash and burn in fantastic, tragic messes. Truly, the actual question that must be...
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Textual Etiquette
I dont like to seem needy, clingy, or desperate… so when I get a text that I am excited for, I will intentionally wait between 11 and 14 minutes before replying so that I can conveniently lie and say something like, “Oh sry was making dinner” or “Oh sry was taking a shower” or “Oh sry was just killing a hooker”.
Texting is a viable and often the most...
October 2010
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Emotions: Anger
Anger is natural. It’s necessary. Anger is a primal emotion meant as a defense mechanism when wronged, confused, frustrated, etc. No one is without anger and one would be lying to themselves if they said they were immune to Anger.
However, how we choose to act regarding our anger is the bigger topic. There are those who would choose to react with hostility or verbal abuse and there are...